1. Put baby in bouncy seat. Turn vibrating button to "on".
2. Carry seat into the doorway of bathroom.
3. Turn on loud dryer next to bathroom, causing baby to stop fussing and perhaps even fall asleep.
4. Shove blanket next to baby lest she fall over.
5. Shove one pant leg into sock. Why? No real reason.
6. Shower quickly since you'll have exactly 11.5 minutes before baby wakes up!
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